Before the Brain is Invited to the Meeting

There are times when I make buying decisions before my brain is even invited to the meeting. Usually with cars.

Last year that led me to this 24-year-old Nissan Micra – in glorious, if hastily resprayed, green, with bonkers orange faux-leather interior and retro-fitted electric windows. I ‘needed’ a local runabout, and the Micra was bewitchingly listed on Autotrader. So I rang up and bought it blind.

This is not wise, rational, economically-optimised behaviour. And it wasn’t the first time. My other two similarly aged cars – a Jaguar XJ8 and a Range Rover Vogue – were bought in much the same way.

Ok, none of them were expensive. The Micra was £3k. A grand over its fair market value – I knowingly overpaid. But I didn’t care. If it had been sold from under me, saving a thousand pounds would have been scant consolation.

Because here’s the truth: there are times when we’re not really choosing between options. The decision has already been made.. and we’re just catching up. In those moments we haven’t asked ‘which one is best?’ We’ve asked ‘how do I make this mine?’

I’m sure there’s a label for people like me – impulsive purchaser, meaning-seeker, hopeless romantic with an Autotrader habit. I don’t really mind. I know myself well enough by now.

When I’m in the market, one glorious photo is all it takes.

A Teasmade and a Time Machine

I heard the word ‘Teasmade’ today on the Vine Show on Radio 2.

And just like that, fifty years collapsed.

I was three years old again, climbing into bed between my Mum and Dad, waiting for the Teasmade to start hissing so the day could begin.

We had the model pictured here.
And I would be given a small cup of my own – in a Mr Men mug. Mr Bump – the round blue one with the bandages.

Objects like this Teasmade end up in museums now.
Partly to celebrate great industrial design.
But mostly because they carry something else with them too.

For people like me, it isn’t just a gadget from the 70’s.
It’s a time machine.

When Space Became Visible

Yes – this is a satellite leaving a rocket.

It’s drifting away from a SpaceX Falcon 9, hundreds of kilometres above the Earth – and anyone can watch it happen on a laptop or a phone. I’ve worked in space for many years, but moments like this still impress.

When the first SSTL satellite went into orbit in 1981, all we got was a phone call to say:
“Yes – it’s gone up.”

That was it.
No video.
No telemetry dashboards.
No live view of anything at all.
Just a voice on the other end of a line.

Forty-odd years later, we can all watch as our satellites gently float free from their rockets, live, in real time.

We talk a lot about how fast technology moves.

Sometimes it’s nice to actually see it.

A Winter Story

Meet my so-called summer car. A 28-year-old Jaguar XJ8. Not exactly designed for full winter-duty service. But here we are. Because my 16-year-old Range Rover – its usual cold-weather companion – broke down just before Christmas.. the Jaguar has been promoted. Or perhaps drafted. And it’s now responsible for the weekly commute between an icy Shropshire driveway and Surrey Research Park.

The Jaguar is enjoying this more than I am. Cars never like to sit around. They get grumpy when left unused. Being driven, exercised, warmed through.. that’s what they’re built for. It’s me that’s uneasy. Because once you’ve had a proper mechanical failure – thank you, The AA, for rescuing me – something temporarily shifts in your head. Your confidence takes a knock. And suddenly every vibration, every unfamiliar noise, every minor pothole or icy stretch of major road carries a question mark. Will we make it there? And will we make it back?

If you’re thinking, “well, what do you expect when you own old cars… you need a Plan C,” I’m with you. Because sitting quietly on the same driveway is exactly that. A 24-year-old Nissan Micra. The cute, rounded one. In fine, fingers-crossed fettle. Yes, it rattles. Yes, the sunroof leaks. Yes, it was bought for characterful local trips rather than heroic cross-country missions. But if it comes to it, there is a motorway odyssey in that Micra. I’m certain of it.

Talent Travels, Fit doesn’t Always Follow

It’s not just LinkedIn users who start the New Year thinking that what they might need is a change of company.

F1 drivers can feel the same. The grass can look greener elsewhere – and it isn’t always the case.

Because while it’s true that talent travels,
team fit doesn’t always follow.

At one team, our F1 heroes look effortless.
Natural. At home.

At another, they can look tentative. Uncomfortable.
A fraction slower.

And in a performance environment, that fraction is everything.

They haven’t forgotten how to drive.
It’s just that the car – and the team environment around it – might not suit them.

Successful environments aren’t interchangeable.
They’re cultures. Systems. Ways of working.

In normal working life, we talk a lot about talent.
We probably spend less time thinking about where that talent actually works best.. and whether we’re operating in a system that truly amplifies our strengths.

It’s tempting to think the best people will succeed anywhere.
F1 suggests the opposite.

The very best are often more sensitive to their environment than we might like to think.

Why Do these memes work so well?

Because they do several things at once.

They take celebrities – people whose lives feel remote, curated and polished – and bring them back down to eye level. Not by attacking them, but by placing them in situations that feel painfully familiar.

They expose how grand titles often hide messy reality. ‘Head of Marketing’ sounds impressive. Many of us know it can just as easily mean team of one, juggling strategy, execution and the printer that’s just jammed again.

They also gently challenge backstories. Not in a hostile way, but with a raised eyebrow. A quiet pause. A reminder that past roles have a tendency to grow more senior, more influential, more decisive the further away we get from them.

What’s clever is that none of this is said explicitly.
It’s implied. And that’s why it works.

Good humour doesn’t lecture. It recognises. And the best of these graphics succeed because they tell several small truths at once – about status, titles, memory and storytelling – while letting us laugh at ourselves in the process.

Noticing the Difference

Two buildings in Shrewsbury. Both historic. Both full of character.

One has two black bins, quietly doing their job and almost disappearing into the scene.

The other has a row of bright red bins that completely dominate the view – pulling your eye away from a genuinely beautiful Tudor façade that’s survived for centuries.

Nothing here is wrong.. rubbish needs collecting. And the black and red bins may well serve different purposes, carry different things, or be subject to different rules. This may simply be how it has to be.

And yet visually, the impact is enormous.

Most places, brands and organisations often aren’t undermined by big decisions.

They’re impacted – for better or worse – by practical, operational details that feel unavoidable, but still carry emotional weight.

There isn’t always an easy fix.

But noticing the difference feels like a good place to start.

The Miracle that Stayed with Him

A Guardian piece was the standout story of the weekend for me. It was written by Sean Luckett – a creative director and senior copywriter in his mid-50s – who recently had the chance to meet his hero, Kenny Dalglish, at a film premiere.

Nothing to see here, you might think. Kenny has been shaking hands and posing for photos like this for decades.

Except Sean was the ‘miracle of Hillsborough’ – the young man who woke from a coma days after the disaster, opening his eyes and saying ‘Kenny Dalglish’ moments after the man himself had spoken a few words of encouragement at his bedside.

And I strongly suspect that meeting again, 36 years on, meant as much to Kenny as it did to Sean.

Dalglish wasn’t just leading a football club in 1989; he was absorbing grief on behalf of a city. And when you’re doing that, you don’t get closure in the normal way. You don’t get to stop, process, or even properly feel. You carry on. You perform steadiness. You become the container.

So the ‘miracle’ isn’t just Sean waking from a coma – it’s that Dalglish was allowed, however briefly, to experience something good that cut through the horror. A proof point that not everything ended in darkness. That matters profoundly to someone at the front, even if they never say so.

Sean says that at the end of the night Kenny made a beeline for him, grabbed his hand and said, “Great to fucking see you again, by the way.”

I bet it was.

(Pic credit.. Sean Luckett/The Guardian.)

Why Williams?

I recently drove past the Williams F1 team’s Oxfordshire HQ, en route to Wantage to see my Auntie Penny and Uncle Geoff. Nothing dramatic. Familiar stretches of Middle England roads, then a village roundabout with one road leading into the team’s HQ complex. But I felt a genuine surge of excitement passing this way – and realised I’ve been quietly favouring this team for more than forty years.

Why Williams?

Yes, it probably started with Mansell. Those late-80s seasons, the near misses, the Brummie moustache, the sense of effort and injustice rolled into one. Even when ‘our Nige’ decamped to Ferrari and then the US, I stayed put. It helped, of course, that Williams kept winning.

The Damon Hill years felt like a love affair. Would he win? Wouldn’t he? He did – already knowing he wouldn’t be there the following season.

My ardour for Williams dipped when Hill left. But it returned when he retired, and a young Jenson Button was given his chance in 2000. And somehow, through all the lean years that followed, I never really moved on.

I wouldn’t call myself a rabid fan. But I was overjoyed when Williams exceeded expectations with Carlos Sainz’s recent pair of podiums. Was it strange to be on the edge of my seat for a third place and a handful of points? Hardly the glory days of the 80s and 90s, of course. But when you’ve spent years just hoping to scrape into the points, a third place can feel almost as sweet as a championship.

So what is it about this team that’s held me for four decades?

I never warmed to McLaren’s clinical efficiency, or Ferrari’s glorious, myth-laden chaos. Benetton’s banditry left me cold. Renault’s Gallic insouciance never quite landed. Red Bull try a little too hard to be anti-establishment. Mercedes are impressive.. but a bit too industrially Teutonic.

Williams feel different.

They reek of an independent spirit. Of British engineering craftsmanship. Of people who exist to race, not to market themselves to death. Through the lean years, they kept turning up – not reinventing their identity, not shouting for attention, just doing the work.

There’s a quiet dignity in that. Especially in adversity.

And perhaps that’s the real answer. I didn’t choose Williams because they were winning. I stayed with them because they reflected how I like things to be done.

A Place That Doesn’t Need a Head of Brand

If there were such a thing as Head of Brand for Gloucestershire, it might be the easiest job in marketing.

This is the view from a friend’s house this morning – Sudeley Castle & Gardens sitting quietly in the frost, doing what it’s done for centuries.

No campaign. No strapline. Just place, history and light.

With thanks to Stuart Maughan for the view (and the hospitality).